Saturday, September 6, 2008
News
Ciao
Friday, August 1, 2008
look kool
Ciao
Monday, July 14, 2008
A Dream
It’s dark and damp
My head spins
I feel lonely again
Who turned off the lights?
Where did this darkness come from?
I thought I was happy again
Until now
Who turned off the lights?
I wished for all good
But got things otherwise
I saw that silver lining
But it rained hard instead
Why are the skies crying?
Is it for me?
Or for all other people
Who live together and feel lonely
Its’ dark and damp
I want to run
I’m soaked in tears
Not mine but from the clouds
And then I thought
Its’ just the rains
And wondered how
The winter chills would pain
I wished again
For all the good times
And I slept again
To wake up on time
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
Its a VAIO.
Ohh I've been itching to write a blog. I think I'm really good at procrastinating things, which apparently is not a very good thing. Well I got a new VAIO. VAIO is a Sony brand of laptop incase your wondering blank. Nice it is. Really kool. I was looking forward for an HP Artist Edition laptop. But I didn't like the keyboard. And anyway Sony had a better laptop than HP specification vise and it looks sexier than HP for just 1k more. So I'm now mobile. Though I don't like using the touchpad. Well this ones got matt back finish and chrome here and there. It give a really nice contrast to the black. The bottoms silver though :( It would have been nice if that would have been black too. It's also got fingerprint sensor which is really handy once you register your fingerprint. No more passwords and shit. My desktop went dead last week. Updated it's BIOS and it won't startup after that. Anyway that's that for now. Hope to blog more. CIAO
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Ahh the music shops.
I also bought new football studs n shin guards. Played bare foot yesterday which wasn't smart. Now I got a bad cramp :( .
Well thats latest update. Ciao
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
I'm pissed cause I don't know what I'm pissed on.
Ohh well. I want 3 things ASAP. 1> A good comfortable chair cause the one I have just numbs my bottoms every time I sit on it for more than 20 mins. 2> A HP or a Sony laptop and 3> A Stratocaster and the whole set.
I think I should get a nice shower now. And just calm my ruddy head down.
FCUK !!!
Sunday, June 8, 2008
A job I'd love to have.
The list:
1. C.E.O. :- Yes I can be a traditional CEO because essentially he doesn't do anything besides barking into his subordinates things he need not bark into their ears because most of them already know their job well unless of course that person was hired by the CEO himself. And you can wear whatever you want to wear to work when your a CEO because you are a CEO and if you decide to wear anything but a boring pinstriped suit to work as a CEO you will be seen as a modern and fun CEO even if you continue to bark into people's ears.
2. Humor Columnist :- Now I choose this not because I'm good with English or any particular language for that matter. I'm quite sure there are better people out there than me at language simply because I'm a dyslexic and I'm not making that up to hide my lethargy. The real reason why I want to be a humor columnist is because I can behave as cracked as I want to and still not lose my job and second most importantly I can't spell columnist properly unless assisted by a computer.
3. Major share holder in a private M.N.C. :- Yeah now this is the best job probably cause 1st of all you can hire a CEO to bark into your employee's ears. Make a lot of profit. Spend that money on charity in front of the media, spend the rest of your money on a yacht in French Riviera. And be photographed on the front page of Business Today. Now even this could be my calling so I'm off for a good life.
4. Well I forgot what the 4th job I had thought off.
5. And never mind the 5th one either.
Yup. So that's the type of jobs I'd like to have. Specially the third one. Because that way I can also be the rest of the 1st two and not be told off for doing a bad job. If anyones reading this who can get me any of these jobs I'd really appreciate their ability to take risks and hire me. Thank You.
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
Just some more non sense
Cousins where home for last few days. Got rid of them on sunday. Was total fun having them around. Didn't do anything productive, nor am I doing it now since the left. Saw movies every night. Mum was fussed about everyone getting up late and not having breakfast on time and all that. Good thing she's a working woman. Well I can't think of any topic right now to write about. I'll go take a shower and write another post if I feel like. Writing blogs is a good pass time. It also makes you look smart.
Friday, May 16, 2008
I need a reset button.
Got loads to travel and work to do next week. And my beloved and dangerous Kinetic needs work. And I also want an iPhone and a laptop and Bajaj Avenger and some more time. Damn I got loads to read too. I want more time. And I need more time on guitar too. I NEED MORE TIME! Fuk!!! O_O.
Okay time to get things done... laters... and don't bother leaving a comment on this non-sense.
Saturday, May 10, 2008
Quick Update
Oh theres more... yes. I've quit my job as Support Personal at a call center. So it's bye bye Microsoft Hardware Tech Support. I've been bombarded with just one question since I leaked out the news of resignation. No it not 'Why are you quiting?' but 'What are you gonna do after quiting?'. They should learn divination maybe. Well I've got a couple of ideas and stuff that I'm gonna work on. And if it works out then life would be good. Thats all I can say for now about my career path.
So that's really about it. Life's gonna be better since mum n dad are back and I'll get proper food at-least. Got loads of books to read and stuff to research on. I want a laptop ASAP. Its a pain to sit in one place. Thats really about it. Will post on some stupid topic again soon.
Ciao for now!
Monday, April 28, 2008
Saturday, April 26, 2008
Bikini World
Aahhh now here's a very interesting adventure. I'll just get to the point.
I went off with my mum on a short and a rather boring shopping trip. Now it's not that my mum's boring, it's just that I find shopping boring. Specially during summers. We had bought all the stuff we were hunting for and kept our catch safe in our car and that's when my mum remembered she forgot to buy some under garment. Don't ask me the name because I've forgotten it. Apparently women have more types of undergarment than cloths. And that's what I discovered that day.
Now things are pretty much simple for men when it comes to undergarments. (Unless your gay probably... I'm just guessing since I'm not one thankfully). You have vest and you have briefs. That's all. And if your are talking about me I couldn't make much different if my mum wouldn't keep my briefs separate from handkerchiefs.
Now most women might consider my entering a women undergarments shop rather revolting. I don't care anyway. So I did hoping they might have AC or a fast fan so I could cool myself. They just had one ceiling fan which was only couple of inches bigger than the exhaust fan in my computer. As soon as I entered the shop. Eye's turned. Mostly likely maybe because I entered a women undergarments shop even though I don't look gay. And most weird was most eyes never left me as a target. I'd wonder why they continued staring. There are many possibilities here. One the were embarrassed to know that a guy saw them buying undergarments, when its perfectly fine to continue do so. Two they probably wanted my expert opinion on which one to go for, considering the options available for sale this reasoning is quite a possibility. Apart from the fact that I'd have recommended not buying one since I find women sexy when they are not wearing undergarments. They never asked my opinion. Or more like they never got a chance cause I found it was cooler outside than inside the shop. So I disappeared to buy some coke.
Now talking about women undergarments. Most men would go into the state of coma if only they saw the varieties of women undergarments! Big, small (some here so small and thin I couldn't see the point of wearing one.), padded ones probably to make things look bigger than they are which isn't sexy at all. And most seemed to be recycled out of curtains! Literally! Anyway I couldn't do any more of the pervertish observations since I had to get a coke or I'd have died in a women undergarments shop. So that's the amazing world of women undergarments!
Thank you for reading! And if you have any self respect. Please leave a comment it took me 10 mins to type all this.
Sunday, April 13, 2008
Seasonal Season
Its 2:15 AM right now. And an amazing thought came to my mind. I was wondering why the bloody hell is it so hot? Well the obvious answer is because its summer. But lets take things a bit beyond obvious since obvious things don't make you look smart.
What I mean to talk about is all this green house effects on earth. And how it's melting the big tasteless blue ice creams at the poles of the earth. Well I think it's all bullocks. Well has anyone heard about ice age? Google it if you haven't, I'm not wasting my time explaining it. So after that we have observed that it's getting hot every year. Now there are these bunch of bigger and PhD certified crackpots than me, who call themselves geologists, who talk about a pattern that they observed when one fine morning they decided it would be a good day to slice out some mountain cliffs. And that's how they describe ice age. Now lets come to the simpler things that happen every year. Like the seasons. We have winter then we have summer and then we have rain. Well now if you put 1and 1 together... its should either make 2 or 11. So that's really the pattern these scientists try to explain!
During the ice age, there was ice! Winter! Now after winter we have summer and that's why its so god damn hot. And when it's hot ice melts and places flood and there's lots of water. Now after some thousand years our grand grand grand grand grand... grand sons and daughters will see that it just rains and there won't be any flood because there wont be much of land. And we moan about property rates already! And then everything will cool down and it will be winter again and we'll see mammoths taking a stroll in our backyard :) . So thats really about it. Though it still doesn't mean you should not save fuel and stop spreading exhaust gases from your vehicle's backside and worst methane gas from your backside.
Well that's all gyan for today thank you for wasting your time on this nonsense. Have a great day!
Hula Hooped
There are many things in life that can give you a backache. Like going to school, going to work during peak hours, carrying your girlfriend just because there's no one home, a bad warm up before gym or playing squash after 3 centuries have passed. Hell you can even get a backache reading a book as I discovered just last year! Well here's a new addition to our 'Infinite ways to get a backache' list, do a hula hoop. now one might want to argue that if your are just 21 year old and healthy enough to have tried traveling in local trains and play squash once every asteroid visit why can't you do a hula hoop properly? Well the answer is I can't. Simply.
Here's what had happened. I was at my friends place. And her little sister wanted me to show off my skills at hula hoop. Now I could have refused to do that but the whole family was present at that moment. And my ego told me to take the challenge an 8 year old threw at my face(not practically, thankfully). So I tried the 1st time. I didn't even complete one rotation and the hula hoop was at my feet. Like a brave man would have done I tried again. Ready to give my life if I had to, but I had to do the hula hoop. By the third time most of the people had left the room already besides my friend and her sister. And that's when things went wrong. I got a cramp and was on the sofa in no time. My friend was kind enough to drop me home then. She said she was proud of my attempts cause she never had tried hula hoop herself.
Experiencing XP
Out of all the options I have for an operating system. I've got XP Pro. Now most people don't switch their operating systems as much as they change their skins. But with me, I change my OP almost twice a year. Sometimes even more than that if I'm feeling up to it. And that's not because I can change my skin.
Now any sane person would ask me why in the name of anything for that matter, would I keep changing my OP? Well because it make me feel I'm smart. See the point? And also I've got around 7 - 10 OS's lying around. I've also asked for UBUNTU Linux which they ship for free. And anything that's free is good. I had Vista few days back. Been using it since last year. And I'd chose it amongst all the OS's I've got. But the fact remains that you cannot run a spacecraft on kerosene. So here I am back to earth. Vista was all good besides the fact that it decided to piss me off by not starting properly. So I just took it out.
I'm waiting for UBUNTU. I'll install it on a test run 1st. It's supposed to be most safe and stable off all the OS's in the market. Anyway that's all about my computer for now. If only MSEB doesn't throw down their switches for a change.
Sunday, April 6, 2008
Banned from kitchen :(
Well its a very short story which I'm gonna sound very long. Because I can and so can Hollywood directors. Remember the movie 'Phone Booth'?
Now this is what had happened.
I was busy, I mean very busy playing computer game in the morning. And my mum was busy working in the kitchen. And papa was busy humming some tulu song very loudly. Mum saw me playing games and started screaming at me for being an absolutely irresponsible towards my duty as a son. So she made me peal garlic for her. She went off to take a bath and asked me to further my duty by grinding the garlic and other odd looking and foul smelling spices in the mixer. That's when disaster struck.
I put the whole foul smelling mixture to the mixer. Turned the damned mixer on and went of to sip water. And BANG the whole kitchen was now smelling foul. Burnt foul smelling spices and plastic. I was on the floor. Can't remember how I got there. I had just taken a shower. Papa was still trying to make sense of what happened in the kitchen. And if this is Osama bin Laden's idea of a terror weapon. Foul smelling bombs. And then mum barged in. And you can imagine the rest. So here I am banned from entering kitchen. I did sneak in for a banana though. I'm guessing the ban will be lifted tomorrow morning for breakfast. For now here I am busy doing noting. I think I'll get back to Jeremy Clarkson's book.
Thursday, April 3, 2008
cough syrup
Saturday, March 29, 2008
The tale of 'Bleh bleh pink sheep'
woke up in the morning and wanted a pink sheep.
All the members of my royal family went on a quest.
In search of that pink sheep for the little princess.
We searched and searched every corner of the mighty earth.
But we couldn't find a pink sheep for the angel princess.
She weeped and she wept.
Even when everyone else slept.
For the pink sheep she saw in her deepest dreams.
And then came an idea onto me.
Why not make a pink sheep indeed!
I went on an expedition to the local store.
And bought a new white sheep.
I painted it pink for my lovely little princess.
And returned to the castle as a hero from a quest.
And I saw her smile and her beautiful wet eyes.
And I felt so much love for the little soul.
If I were a prince in real.
I'd swear my life to make her smile.
I write these lines for her to read.
Someday she might understand what this all means.
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
My life now
Thursday, March 20, 2008
The last night fiasco O_O
Where I've been?
Who is she, where is she, why isn't she near me?
When will she come my way and do something to cheer me?
How long will I have to wait
To feel her bare skin on mine
I want to be with her
And feel divine.
g2g now will type the rest next time I get time to breath!
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
For the training batch
Well I've got a job now and am being trained for providing technical support. Our communications training is gonna get over soon so we had an activity of writing something for everyone in the batch. I couldn't make my mind on whom to write about so I ended up writing a poem for everyone in the batch, which apparently not many could understand.
Here's the poem :-
Words can't express
My feelings in excess
The good that I see
The bad that is
We are the rainbow
With our highs and lows
Soon we'll be gone
On our path alone
But the world's a small place
We might meet again
Sometime some place
In our life's different phase
Bearing our same old face.
Saturday, February 23, 2008
Love that is...
Its so sweet
Its so sour
Everyone can give
And everyone receives
Still we believe, there's a lack of it
What I speak of, is the love that is.
Some say it's right within
Yet we don't want to believe it is
What I speak of is the love that is
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
The Job of getting a job.
Yeah I'm searching for job. Getting into a call centre. Why? Because I want to make lots of money! Well it'll certainly help me straighten my finances for a change. Well I've been through the trauma of interviews. They are fun actually. Its just the waiting line I can't stand. Never developed enough patients and the lot that's present there awaiting their turn are a different story. Try to start up a conversation and they'll just stare back at you as if you've been speaking in... donno... parsel tongue (snake language... for non harry potter lot). The best is the GD. I'd love to take GD interviews man. In GD mostly you are given a topic and your to make a 3 or 5 min talk about it. Everyone starts scribbling or showing expression as if they are restraining to throw up or something. You wanna know what I do? Well I just sit back and grin. No not because I've already prepared for that topic its because I just suck at preparing and usually just go around babbling what ever come to mind. It's much more easier to do this than try to remember each word that you just scribbled on to your resume. Anyway you have to give a sort of a written test for your abilities to count 2+2 and show the difference between 'price' and 'prize'. Then If you survived then it's the personal interview which is again fun though most consider it the most dreaded of all the levels for no particular reason. Interviewer just asks you about... well you of course. Things that you haven't mentioned in your resume and questions like "where you see your self in next 5 years?" etc. And you get one of the most amazing answers for this questions. Most say they just want to be some manager in the applying company. Some take it a notch up by declaring they want to own their own company in the said industry for which they are applying. And if you haven't screwed up you receive your offer letter and at the month end you go laughing all the way to the bank. If not you go to another interview till you eventually end up somewhere. Well that's what I've experienced about this job thing and I'm glad that I don't want to be part of it for long. As lucky as I usually am I just might get successful with my startups and laugh all the way to the bank. At least I wouldn't have to give up my freedom. Well for the time being I'll have to give it up for short term gains but hopefully won't lose track of my plans and get it going. Wish me luck!
Monday, February 4, 2008
Poem bout a poem
What is a poem?
if not a chain of letters
What is a poem?
if not an inspiration
What is a poem?
if not emotions in words
What is a poem?
if not what many choose to ignore
What is a poem?
if not something to be just read
What is a poem?
if not a collection of thoughts
What is a poem?
if not something that can make you think
What is a poem?
that I wrote a poem about the poem!
Some random song
We are playing with words
Wanted to write a song
And it had to be long
So we are playing with words, Yeah!
We are playing with words
People find us kool
They stand up and they drool
When we are playing with words, Yeah!
We are playing with words
The words got to make some sense
Or we won't last forth hence
So we are playing with words, Yeah!
We are playing with words
We make a lot of money
And hangout with the honeys
When we are playing with words, Yeah!
We are playing with words
Don't write a song in hurry
Or it'll taste like rotten curry
Start playing with the words, Yeah!
Lets play with the words!
Sunday, February 3, 2008
News!
Well loads gonna change soon in my life. And as seen from the frequency of my posts I'm getting busy when I don't really want to. I'm getting a job too. Will need the extra cash for biz work. Hope I'll have enough sense to make savings. Loads of books to read as usual and loads of people wanna meet me for donno what reason O_O . Why do we just have 24 hours man?! >: Anyway that's my news update! As if anyone reads this blog besides me :D BTW Teriyaki Boyz make good music.
Monday, January 28, 2008
Radioheads makes me feel drunk -_-
Yeah listening to radioheads right now. Feeling drunk. And it's freaking cold with me not having proper winter cloths it suks. And my frnds keep pointing at my mistakes, I mean who gives a fuk if its feets or foot man the point is mine are cold. And I have to suffocate myself in my room, bcoz its soo breeeeeezy out there. I also suggested one my friends to wet her hands and stand in front of the window... she called me a murderer. No prizes for guessing why. Well that's about it for the day. Just thought I'd enter something since its been 3 days since my last post. Sayonara![bows down and hits his head on the keyboard] long live radioheads!
Thursday, January 24, 2008
Deception Point
Dan Brown does some serious home work I assure you. If only I'd had that little ability my life would have been quite different. Well started reading 'Deception Point' few days back. I even got it's audiobook version! :D But nothing beats the smell of those printed pages. About the book... well its has good humour some of the best I've read infact... it's a different matter I don't read as many fiction. Well it has been keeping distracted from my work anyway... good thing I don't have deadlines to worry about. Still complete the book as of yet. Fictions do make a good refresh after having to read boring stuff. And I'm totally blank about what to write more so I'll get off here and on with the books! Maybe latter something worth while popup into my head to write about... till then... Ciao
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Unusual day in the unusual life of an unusual me!
Now that's one topic filled with attitude up to the brim! Well its true never the less. I mean how many 21 yr olds work on business plan in the morning talk to an attorney in the afternoon, read a book on business law and take a nap lucid dreaming about his business that still exists only in his mind and a few parts on papers scattered all over the place? Not many I'd guess. One of the very typical days in my life. Yeah this is how I work! And hope it does take me where I want to be. My last employee wasn't very happy with my, of what he called "Mavericism"! So here I am trying to setup my own company... quite simple solution and i dare say a rather scary one for most. Hope I'd succeed... wish me luck!
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Simplicity of Emotions
Ever wonder why people don't like simple things? In schools and colleges the lecturers can't stand single sentenced answers. In offices bosses can't stand simple solutions to the current problems. Even the telecallers don't understand that its irritating to here the damn script that they literally recite word to word! The most complex thing that needs simplification is a woman's mind. These lot have the innate ability think so many things at the same moment that if it were a man's head it would simply go into comma. They have a rather polite way of calling this as being 'very emotional'. Men being told that they aren't emotional... try asking this to a man who just proposed a woman and he'll simply get you by the neck maybe we men don't show our emotions on our face for society has trained us not to but by no means are we any less emotional than our female counter parts! Its just that we have very simple emotions and rather keep it that way or we just as well go mad.
Monday, January 21, 2008
Windows Live Writer!
Taataaadaaaa!!!
Here I am. Using Windows Live Writer on a Windows Vista OS which has been made to look like an Apple Mac Platform! :P And here I am again, typing a test post.
Back with a Mac
Lets discuss the title for now. "Back with a Mac". Now it really doesn't mean that iv got a Mac. Because i don't ! It's just that I'v changed my Vista to look like Mac. Yeah I do that quite often. Screwing up my computer with softwares filled with adwares is my favourate pass time. Give me the feeling that i'm doing something kool. Although all what I really do is just install pirated softwares and use it once and uninstall it simply because Vista doesn't support all the softwares! See? And talking about my other favorite pass times one that come to my mind is pulling pranks on on expected people. Its a different thing that pranks are supposed to be unexpected for it wont be termed as pranks otherwise. Never the less i can still use the word because i can!
I think i typed enough for the time being. Maybe I'll type about something tonight. Saionara!